Two retired British army colonels stumble across a bracelet in a stall in the old bazaar in Casablanca. The bracelet belongs to the missing heiress of the great Mumulgum Castle. The missing heiress is a niece of one of the colonels, so they decide upon a quest to find and rescue her.
They enlist the service of a jungle guide (an African Queen) and the not-so-brave Jungle Patrol to help them. They are followed by the heiress's evil half sister who intends to claim the inheritance herself! She is in cahoots with a witch doctor, who is the advisor to a long lost jungle tribe whose members are all women.
The production also features a dashing hero, plenty of corny one liners and humorous innuendos.
Written by Peter Allen and Wendy Farenden. Directed by Sharyn Donoghue and Kent Wagner.
| When? | July 31st, August 1st, 7th, 8th, 14th and 15th 2009 at 7:30pm. (Doors open at 7pm) | |
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| Matinee: August 9th at 2pm. | ||
| Tickets | MUST be booked and prepaid before the night of the show | |
| Adults: $30 - groups of ten or more: $25 | ||
| Children 4-12: $9; 12-16: $20 | ||
| Available from Chris Packman 3269 7784, 0403 886458 or theatrebookings@yahoo.com.au. | ||
| Ticket includes show and meal. Please advise if there are special dietary requirements when booking. | ||
| Where? | Sandgate Town Hall |

| PHILMONT | MALE British Army Colonel. Sings duet. Must speak with british accent. Key character. |
| CARMICHAEL | MALE British Army Colonel. Sings duet. Must speak with british accent. Key character. |
| AFRICAN QUEEN | MALE Camp guide - must be played "camp". A definite "raging queen". Key character. |
| RICK DARLING | MALE Hero. Sings a duet with Lola. Owner of Hernando's Hideaway. Works behind the bar. |
| SAM MALONE | MALE Waiter and pianoman at Hernando's Hideaway. Runs audience participation game. |
| LOLA CANOLLI | FEMALE Vampy villianess. Leads 3 songs. Waitress at Hernandos. Wicked, devious. Speaks with a strong Latin accent. |
| JANE OFFME | FEMALE Heroine. Sings a solo. Part of the Hellefant tribe, but noble and innocent unlike the others. Is a dumb blonde type. Sweet. Speaks with a speech impedement |
| RHONDA | FEMALE Buxom guest at Hernandos who runs the first audience participation game with Sam. |
| CHIEF CHUMBAWUMBA | FEMALE Chief of Hellefant Tribe. All woman tribe - sex starved. Older age. Leads Hellefant tribe of women in 4 songs |
| DR WHO | MALE Male witch doctor who is poorly disguised as a women - but no-one realises this. Part of the Hellefant tribe which is all women. Mischievious, naughty, evil |
| JUNGLE PATROL | MALE Male chorus members. There are 3 speaking roles - Russell, Bruce and Warren. |
| HELLEFANT TRIBE MEMBERS | FEMALE Female chorus members. There are three speaking roles Magamboo, Mmbopoe & Daisy. |